Hooten Holyoakes Shearer
by Jake Quinn
On nintonoon this morning, Matthew Hooten plays the trick of touting Shearer as the next Labour Prime Minister and Duncan Garner asks him if he wants the job. Shearer handles himself fairly well.
Kiwi Keith Holyaoke used to destroy new MPs he didn’t like, in both parties, by suggesting they had the makings of a future Prime Minister. He then watched them puff up and get too full of themselves, then fall flat on their faces. Lets hope Shearer sees what they’re playing at.
[Update: Nathan Guy is the new Minister to replace Richard Worth]